What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:35

Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Do older women know what they want?
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Can you tell me something about yourself?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…